05 March 2010

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wht's the feeling of having sex w/ a guy? and do u sck up cocks?
who are you? :/

My Bucket List

These are the things I hope to do before I leave for the US. So maybe 4 or 5 years is the 'deadline'. I'll make a lifetime list some other time. 





  1. Finish college.
  2. Have a job.
  3. Have sex. 7 August 2009
  4. Get drunk.
  5. Smoke. 27 February 2010
  6. Eat vegetables.
  7. Eat more fruits.
  8. Master French.
  9. Master German.
  10. Master Italian.
  11. Master Spanish.
  12. Lose weight. Like maybe 30 or 40 lbs. I'm at 220 now for God's sake. :|
  13. Write a book.
  14. Start a blog. 21 January 2010
  15. Read all of Shakespeare's plays.
  16. Star in a major University production.
  17. Learn how to ride a bike.
  18. Learn how to drive.
  19. Cook for my friends.
  20. Host a party.
  21. Have my own laptop.
  22. Have my own apartment.
  23. Date someone.
  24. Learn how to dance. Other than ballroom.
  25. Have my own CD. My songs.
  26. Write a song.
  27. Learn how to play an instrument.
  28. Walk in the rain with someone I love.
  29. Kiss in the rain.
  30. Graduate with honors.
  31. Learn how to cook.
  32. Learn how to bake.
  33. Sing in front of a crowd.
  34. Come out to everybody I know personally.
  35. Hook up with a hooker.
  36. Be a part of an organisation.
  37. Don't watch porn for a month.
  38. Don't jerk off for a month.
  39. Kiss a girl. Dares!!! 1st semester 2009
  40. Eat an entire pizza by myself.
  41. Watch movies the whole day.
  42. Have a 100 followers on Twitter.
  43. Have a 100 followers on my blog.
  44. Have a 1,000 friends on Facebook.
  45. Go to a legit gay bar.
  46. Have sex with a stranger. 28 February 2010 
  47. Have sex with a straight guy. 
  48. Have sex with a girl. 
  49. Create my own recipe.
  50. Have sex with a foreigner.
  51. Speak in English for a whole month.
  52. Speak in French for a whole month.
  53. Speak in Filipino for a whole month.
  54. Speak in German for a whole month.
  55. Speak in Italian for a whole month.
  56. Speak in Spanish for a whole month.
  57. Attend mass everyday for a month.
  58. Have an orgy.
  59. Give someone a total and pleasant surprise. 
  60. Cook a 4-course meal for more than 10 people.
  61. Have sex at home while other people are around.
  62. Ride a roller coaster.
  63. Be in a relationship.
  64. Sing in a wedding.
  65. Have 1,000 tweets. 26 March 2010
  66. Write 100 posts on the blog.
  67. Play volleyball again.
  68. Play badminton again.
  69. Play football again.
  70. Complete Real Madrid's 3 09/10 jerseys.
  71. Complete AC Milan's 3 09/10 jerseys.
  72. Learn Portuguese.
  73. Learn Russian.
  74. Learn Latin.
  75. Don't sleep for 2 consecutive days or 48 hours.
  76. Attend a typical debut.
  77. Kiss a guy in public.
  78. Have sex with a virgin. 3 March 2010
  79. Reach 5,000 tweets. 













26 February 2010

The Bitche through a friend's eyes

So, I just wanted to share with you the write-up made by my friend/sister Katrina Shalimar Sta. Maria about me for our yearbook.


Ritche Maximillan Uy.

Ritz, Maxi, Bro, Ritchie, Uy, 'Tay, Beh. So many names for such a unique person. Everyone probably knows him, some way or another. He's that person classmates runs to when lessons get too confusing to understand. He's that person the whole assembly sees on the stage, either singing, dancing, acting or putting his brains to the test as he strives to give honor to the school. He's that guy with volleyball skills beyond girls. He's that person people in the corridors hear as he passes through them singing in that clear, low voice of his... or that ear-deafening laughs that have become so familiar to hear in the canteen, especially to the ate's and kuya's he always has time to kid around with.

Yes, to the outside world Ritche Maximillian Uy is everywhere in the campus. To his closest friends though, Ritche is always there. That guy who's willing to give hugs anytime and anywhere although he acts as if he doesn't. That guy who never stops helping you with your homework even when he's sick. He says its because he likes Math; his friends believe its simply because he's Ritche. That guy who would risk running around from activity to activity just because you asked him to be your partner. Although Ritche may not show it oftentimes, his friends mean so much to him and vice versa.

That's Ritche. The actor, the dancer, the singer, the genius, the teacher... the friend.






Weeee!

Welcome Mr. Urs to my blog!

Wee. I have my 2nd follower!

It's time to celebrate...

I now have my first ever follower. Andy. Check out his site!

Thanks man. :)

I now feel that somebody really reads my blog. And it makes me want to continue this blog. So thanks to Andy. 

-Bitche

25 February 2010

free daily tarot card

free daily tarot card

check this out. this one really hits the mark. i am really starting a new course. and i really need the time to think. my minds been full of things right now that's why i haven't blogged anything. i'm sorry bout that.

hmmm. so i'm fine. i haven't done anything interesting. i was busy taking care of the requirements that my new school needs and busy studying for the entrance test on saturday. tomorrow i'll pass the application form and i still don't know how to get there. XD someone help me!!!

uhm. what else?

oh. i need to lose weight. a lot of weight. haha. some of my clothes are starting to get tight. hai.

that's all!

follow me on twitter. and ask me anything on formspring. facebook too.

-bitche.

18 February 2010

Best Day Ever

Hey!

Yes. I had a very nice day yesterday. (February 17) I went to Manila coz I had to get my Germany shirt and my best friend asked me to bring her gift for her dad to their home. Turns out her parents picked her up from school.  She just told that to me while I was on the way to her school. At least, the guy in front of me in the FX, a public transportation here in the Philippines, sort of a shuttle or van or the like, was fit, he doesn't have the looks though, but the bulge was tempting. It was good I was wearing shades coz I always look down there. :P Everywhere I go I always see a hot guy or a cute guy, so it made my day. I didn't want to go home.

I went straight to McDonald's from Manila. There, I had my dinner coz I told the maid I won't eat at home. Outside were guys as if waiting for something. One came in and went to the CR (W.C.). He was hot and cute and he was wearing a black Italia jacket which was plus points for me. I wanted to follow him but I was eating and I am alone so I can't leave my things unattended. lols. So, I just watched his reflection from the glass. He saw me looking at him, smiled, then went outside. After a few minutes, he came in again and went to the CR again. He took his time there as if he's waiting for someone to go inside. I haven't finished eating so I didn't go there. He went outside looking at me. When I went outside, I stopped and looked for him, but I couldn't find him, so I went home.

When I got home, I quickly changed, didn't wear any underwear. In case something happens. I told my sister I'd be out indefinitely. There was a 7-11 store across the street so I bought condoms. Always be prepared lols.When I got there, I found him. I went straight inside and sat. I was looking at him and he looking at him. I was waiting for him to go inside. He didn't. Instead, he went somewhere and never came back. I was sad coz I really wanted something to happen. I haven't had cock for like 5 months already so I miss it. :( So, I tried to write the first chapter of my novel. Yes, I haven't started it yet coz I can't seem to find the right words to start it. It's been a month already since I said I'd start a novel. Then, I saw this guy sitting on a motorcycle. He wasn't cute or hot or anything. I didn't like him. He keeps on looking at me. I felt sad for him coz there were like 3 gays who approached him but nothing happened. Then he went inside to the CR. I followed after him. He didn't say anything. He just kept looking at me in the eye. I know what it means but like I said, I didn't like him. I went back to my seat, he went outside to the motorcycle. He kept on teasing me. He was like groping the handlebars or whatever you call it of the motorcycle. I laughed coz I know he is desperate. Poor guy. Well, at least at 1 AM two gays came in and ate. They asked him to come inside, they gave him money to eat. They talked and laughed and exchanged stories, I couldn't hear them coz they were 3 tables away from me, and there was this guy on the next table who is really handsome and so smooth. A girl came to her table. She looks like crap. And he was like kissing her on the cheek. EEWW. SO gross. The girl looks crap, really. I wish that guy would wake up from hypnotism and leave the girl.

So, yeah. It was the best day I have ever had alone. Next time I would see Italia guy, I would approach him and never let him go. HAHAHA.

Good night guys!

-Bitche. XD

17 February 2010

All-nighter

Hey! 


So, Today's a UEFA Champions League night and my two favorite clubs of all time, A.C. Milan and Real Madrid C.F., are playing so I'll be staying up for the games. I wish ESPN or Star Sports would show it but if not, then I'd settle for matchcasts. This is one of the oh-so-many reasons why I hate it here. It's just that I always watch football games even if it is on at 4 AM. And then, this season, ESPNStar cancelled CL programs. It's shit. Oh well, so, if any of you are up,talk to me! I'll be OL on Yahoo!, and MSN. Ask me anything on Formspring. Follow me on Twitter.


Forza Milan! Forza Rossoneri! ¡Hala Madrid!


-Bitche. XD

16 February 2010

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are you gay?

haha. who are you?

and yes, i am gay. :)

Ask me anything

Balls, balls... and more balls.

Hey. Welcome to my blog!

I have decided to delete my other blogs since I can't manage everything. All posts from those blogs can be found here. :)

To those who doesn't know me, my introduction can be found here. I will also post some football results, updates, news and opinions here.

I found the title of this blog fitting since 1) I like balls not... cats. ;) and 2) I love football and volleyball.

My French, Italian, German and Spanish posts will also be posted here in this blog. But I'll focus more on French first coz I know it best.

That's it. Ciao!

-Bitche. XD

P.S. Ask me anything on Formspring.